W-a-d-d-a-u-p Sis-ta? So itcha birfday. Aint no body gotsta know. Here's a lil shout out to me lil home(ly) sis. Yo, yo, yo...itcha birfday, itcha birfday. Props to the sis for not lookin nuttin like her real age, yo. Wut I wanno no is who da hek is dis Anonymous fella been writin all dis stuff bout love an secrets? You gotsta tell the peples in da crip/b dis secret you been hodin on to... Dont really like da name Anonymous cuz its har to spel, hafta fin u self a man with a sho name, like Ano, y no? Gotsta fly on now...se ya net year on yo Birfday :)
Reaah, We certainly hope that the BIG 30 doesn't scare you too badly. Don't let it get to you. Just don't think about it really. Try thinking about 20 and how nice it was to have nothing to think about, really. Just think about 25 and how life was so grand. Whatever you do, don't get depressed and start thinking about the cup half full and how if it was just the other way around it would be half empty. Don't try dividing the cup in half and subtracting something from the top half cause the top half is still empty and we all know that you can't do that math. Just think about your 401K and how comforting it is to know that one day you will most likely retire. Some people retire when their 30! Don't think about that though...you really need not think about your age cause it can lead to you thinking about the past years and by now you have a combined lifespan of 1,234,567 houseflies, 1,256 bumble bees, 46 tweedy birds, 30 sunfish, 6 cats, and 2 cows. Yes, the average lifespan of a cow is 15 years, that is a milking cow, one that is raised for beef is actually about 2.3 years and would've thrown my little formula thingy into a mathematical quandary so I've omitted this for the purpose of simplicity and with hopes that your mind is entirely scatterbrained and not thinking about 30.
and I have a BIG secret!
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LOVE THE DRESS
Great Pic of you, I'm swiping it
i love love love that dress and you have the perfect body to wear it!! what's the secret though??
iris
so what the secret...do tell.. cmg
iris knows the secret. she cant say what it is though. RLG
W-a-d-d-a-u-p Sis-ta? So itcha birfday. Aint no body gotsta know. Here's a lil shout out to me lil home(ly) sis. Yo, yo, yo...itcha birfday, itcha birfday. Props to the sis for not lookin nuttin like her real age, yo. Wut I wanno no is who da hek is dis Anonymous fella been writin all dis stuff bout love an secrets? You gotsta tell the peples in da crip/b dis secret you been hodin on to... Dont really like da name Anonymous cuz its har to spel, hafta fin u self a man with a sho name, like Ano, y no? Gotsta fly on now...se ya net year on yo Birfday :)
Reaah, We certainly hope that the BIG 30 doesn't scare you too badly. Don't let it get to you. Just don't think about it really. Try thinking about 20 and how nice it was to have nothing to think about, really. Just think about 25 and how life was so grand. Whatever you do, don't get depressed and start thinking about the cup half full and how if it was just the other way around it would be half empty. Don't try dividing the cup in half and subtracting something from the top half cause the top half is still empty and we all know that you can't do that math. Just think about your 401K and how comforting it is to know that one day you will most likely retire. Some people retire when their 30! Don't think about that though...you really need not think about your age cause it can lead to you thinking about the past years and by now you have a combined lifespan of 1,234,567 houseflies, 1,256 bumble bees, 46 tweedy birds, 30 sunfish, 6 cats, and 2 cows. Yes, the average lifespan of a cow is 15 years, that is a milking cow, one that is raised for beef is actually about 2.3 years and would've thrown my little formula thingy into a mathematical quandary so I've omitted this for the purpose of simplicity and with hopes that your mind is entirely scatterbrained and not thinking about 30.
Do tell all...
I think I know the secret. Matter of fact, I know I do
ur my secret....
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