Top Ten Reasons not to move to the Beach

10. There are little tiny green lizards everywhere, dead skeleton structures decomposing under beds....and black widow spiders that nest outside your door (yeah, the deadly ones)

9. Identity theft is more prominent in places like Texas and Florida....gee I wonder why...this is why you should get "credit monitoring"

8. The ocean mist contains salt and eats away at metal...especially brake and fuel lines on your car...then you get to buy a new one and make payments...lol

7. Orienting at a job that you have done independently for years is more difficult than you think, especially when there technology dates back to the stone age.

6. Your car insurance premium tripples to cover all those that dont have it who are driving without it...so when they hit you...you have just payed yourself for all the damages

5. You find that everyone else that lives at the beach is not from there...they are from places like New Jersey...and when they hear where your from they say things like "Oh, Your so nice though"...?! lol

4. Southern Hospitality is a myth...lol....if people want to be rude, location wont stop them.

3. The starting pay scale for medical workers is horendous, and Unions are NOT allowed, and there is the "right to work law"....look it up

2. When people get bored, they break into your house...or cut your hose.

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