This is GREAT

Cited Right off the pages of a Nurses flip calender:

Best Patient Reported Allergies

Nitrous Oxide: "Makes me light headed."

Novocaine : "Made me numb, and when it wore off I had a lot of pain."

Bleach: "When I inhale it, have respiratory distress."

Epinephrine: "Makes my heart race."

Poison Ivy: "Gives me a rash."