True Story

A call bell goes on ringing for ten minutes....Walking into the room I wonder what this patient needs...it's not my patient....what am i getting myself into....So, I see the patient standing bent forward....."I just couldnt hold it anymore" they stated. They hold the water pitcher out and said "So I went in this".....my thoughts..."oh my gosh, you have got to be kidding"....how is that possible......The patient sets the pitcher of pee on the floor and I go to dispose of it...I hold it up for other nurses to see. Then a nurse walks in and asks me what happened and I started cracking up laughing....the patient in full view of me....i could not hold it in any longer...... I guess I was so surprised by the incident I had not let it set in untill i was questioned....anyways....I was surprised the patient could physically strattle a pitcher! Come to find out..the patient was older than a century, and the other major detail is that she was a woman!